What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:16

Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.